Haiku error messages -
including original ones found nowhere else
(most are from Salon Magazine's 1998 contest)

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

     - Simon Firth

No-one can tell
what God or Heaven will do
If you divide by zero.

     - Elas Giordano

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

    - James Lopez

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless more exist.

    - Joy Rothke

A thousand flower petals
writhe in the wind -
disk C: not found.

     - Elas Giordano

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