What's So Bad About Sex and Violins


I like Sex and Violins

I admit the music's slow,
a lot of people will get impatient...
but then, it's not a race,

OK, people do get hurt this way,
just like everybody says,
not if your bedroom's big enough
for the musicians to stand back a

That way, nobody
ever gets a violin up the nose,
even if
things do get out of hand,
or, even if the violinist does.

I think a
lot of the over-reaction to Sex and Violins,
comes from a time
noblemen blindfolded musicians before they played
- and a lot of people
were maimed.

Besides, I can't wait to get home
from a concert, now.

Elas Giordano 1995

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