Grave Toppers

 

I want my epitaph to say:
"He died a
silly, silly way."

such as, upon the stone,

"Elas, dearly
missed -
his heart exploded in a dream -
where Barney,
Purplest
Dinosaur,
was beating him for gambling debts."

or

next to my grave,
upon the stone,

"If you have time to read this,
you have time to phone
your mother."


Elas Giordano 1995
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